The world needs a new source of energy, an unspillable source.

Do you think Joseph Hazelwood (the drunk Captain Steubing of the Exxon Valdez) is drunk right now?

According to MSNBC, he fell to #2 moron in the oil spill world. BP and the Gulf of Mexico spill just became #1. I’ll bet he’s throwing back double shots of JD, followed by malt liquor chasers.

BP Poll: Continue in the oil industry >or< Start their own line of Aunt Flo products?