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Question by Client_u: If the “top kill” solution fails to stop the oil from flowing, what other suggestions can YOU make?
1. A barge full of Aunty Flo products?
2. 11 million pieces of chewed bubble gum?
3. A combo of Don Imus and Burt Reynolds hair hats, plus the glue?
4. A barge full of Larry King’s hair plugs?
5. Other: ________________________ FITB
Worse the the Exxon Valdez Poll: YES >or< No? Best answer:
Answer by Cat
super absorbent tampons.
What do you think? Answer below!
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9 Responses
snort it or find men with lots of back hair to roll in it~
First of all, worse than the valdez, much worse. Secondly, I would try sealing off the leaks with massive chambers. These chambers would fill with oil and, if strong enough, be able to match the pressure with which the oil is shooting out. Equalized pressure=no more flow.
Every BP executive and YES
5. Other…
Shove the fat gluttonous CEO of BP inside the pipe and clog that mo’ fo’ up….. shoot him first if you wanna be humane.
5. Kirstie Alley in a doomed submarine. Fooomp.
Worse, yes. Sadly. :(
We should tell the leak just how disappointed we are in it and how we can’t understand why it didn’t go on to be a successful corporate attorney like its brother Trent.
I am gonna go with 1) a barge of Aunty Flo products
tons of Auntie Flo products should plug it up
about the same
5 Other ……
…. Duh! Use 1 ShamWOW!!!!!!!!!!
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