40 things God SHOULD have known: 1. The Universe began with light. (No Christians, God screwed up in verse 3 of Genesis because in verses 1 and 2 He already said He made the Earth and was hovering over “the waters” BEFORE there was light, and in verse 9 he said the world was first covered in sea, when it was too hot for puddle, and it wasn’t until verse 16 that He made the stars, so just don’t go there, ok?) 2. The light (energy) was too intense for anything else to exist. 3. Space expanded faster than light. Inflation, while still theoretical, is looking good). 4. Expansion reduced the energy density and allowed quarks to form. 5. All matter was formed from light/energy as per E=MC2. 6. Atomic nuclei remained “naked” for about 380000 years after the B of the Bang due to the intensity of energetic photons (particles of light). After this point electrons were able to bond to atomic nuclei. 7. Accurate ratio of size between an atom and the Earth. 8. Vast (and I mean VAST!) clouds of the simplest atoms (mostly hydrogen) were able to gather under gravity. 9. At the core of such clouds, when massive enough, nuclear fusion began and emitted light. 10. Hydrogen atoms fuse to form helium releasing “unneeded” energy (light/heat) in the process. 11. Accurate numbers of stars per galaxy. 12. Accurate description of the shape of most galaxies (ie, “discs”). 13. Each galaxy separated. 14. Each galaxy moving apart from all others at speed. 15. Accurate description of the numbers of …
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This video reveals the fact that we still choose pride. Despite the overwhelming obviousness of nature as a mirror reflecting a creator, Adam (man) chose, and still chooses the arrogant path. God waits patiently for us to grow up and take our place in the kingdom (universe) that awaits. A smart father. I would expect nothing less.
The world is the Garden. The tree of knowledge of opposites (nature) is branching discovery. We reached out and ate, apart from God’s plan. All scientific revelation has come from the Jewish people (Jewish Scientists). The list of major discoveries have come from Israel (The light of the nations). Better go back and read that book of Israel again. The Jewish people represent ALL the science we know today. God choose them to reveal his nature. Humility will open your eyes.
Billions of possible worlds and you doubt God knows his business? In the garden, man was given a choice of teaching methods: His offer was to walk with Him and allow Him to reveal nature on His timetable, or choose the path of pride and go it alone. We choose to toil for enlightenment through the tree of self. You and I did not make that choice personally. No, we make it each day by the lives we live. We will not be released into the kingdom of God (universe) until we humble ourselves.
If this was scripture I would be very pious indeed.
If these words were of the bible, I would truly be a believer :)
Impressive work, Phil. As usual!
@Jelubaful
“his point was where does the electrons and atoms come from, originally.”
I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!!! I know the answer!
GODDIDIT!!! See, it’s so simple!
@philhellenes I think his point was where does the electrons and atoms come from, originally.
@TheNicolee93 Stupid Miss McStupid is Stupid and should watch the video before commenting and make herself looks stupid.
@TheNicolee93 You know, I think you might find it easier to understand the title if you actually watch the video before commenting :)
wat r u talking about God knows every single thing that u and I dont knooooooow about so u r freakin wrong mister so u better change that title
@unbek4nnter I did, 40 seconds into the video.
Spend an hour googling “E=MC2”. If you find a word you don’t understand, google THAT. Read and learn. Then come back and ask me where the energy came from. :)
that was one of the most beautiful things I ever heard.
just shu the fk up and tell me from where comes the matter
@kirkey99 : First of all, I’m a girl. And second of all, why do you say that?
@SummerSunshine1988
Shit man…you’re soooo going to hell
This video should be titled “The Scientist’s Bible”
@pat52010 : The blood of Christ covers our sins, so that we can be saved. There is only one unforgivable sin, and as long as you don’t commit it, you’re pretty much okay. Our actions do count, though. An unrepentant heart doesn’t stand much of a chance. But that also brings us to the miracle of God’s mercy. God can bestow mercy on anyone He chooses.
@SummerSunshine1988 I think the reason alot of people go “Ape” over Christianity, is because it is a religion that says that you cannot enter the kingdom of heaven without believing in Jesus Christ. To me that is very arrogant. I guess the bottom line is that Buddhists, Hindus, Jews, Muslims, Naturists, Witches, and assorted others are going to “Burn In A Lake Of Fire”…While all believing Christians receive the gift of Eternal Life, regardless of their actions?? LOL…
@SummerSunshine1988 Yep, human emotion. santa bless you too
@PinkYui16 : Obviously they’re crying because somebody they love is dead. I’d be crying too.
Anyway, nice talking to you. God bless.
@SummerSunshine1988 Again, its all human emotion, every expression is a product of human emotion. Next time you see someone crying in a funeral home, ask them why. i bet you’ll get a story out of them, and not a vague “My souls knows it shouldn’t die”
@PinkYui16 : Not a retirement home, a funeral home. Or a funeral parlor, I guess. The place where people go to pick out caskets and stuff.
@SummerSunshine1988 Your logic, is just… Not even passible in the sliightest. When people are in a funeral home, they could be crying for any number or reasons, Lonliness, depression, (because lets face it, those old people are not taken care of in those homes) they may have felt abandoned by whoever put them there. Either way, it has nothing to do with a soul, its all human emotion.Also there are videos against religion, not christ himself. and they are justified, as there is no proof.
@PinkYui16 : Exactly. Death should be the most natural thing to us. Yet if you go to a funeral home, everyone is weeping. It has nothing to do with being afraid of death, it’s your soul knowing that it wasn’t created to die. People do hate the name of Jesus Christ. Look around here on YouTube. For every video against Allah or Buddha, there are thirty against Jesus Christ. That kind of passion is never directed at nobody. In order to go ape over something, there must be something to go ape over.
@SummerSunshine1988 Death is one of the most natural things in existence. No one nor anything can exist forever, Everyone and everything dies, There is an end to everything. This is exactly what i mean, People are afraid of death, so they turn to the concept of a god that promises afterlife for comfort. This changes nothing. One day you and i will cease to exist, its a part of nature. If you’ve done research you’d know this. Also no one hates your supposed “savior” we just see no proof of god.
I love this so much won a bet singing this song from listening to you much love xd x
I’m trying to learn this song. My Chemistry teacher Showed it to us about 3 years ago so I went ahead and put it on to my Ipod so I can listen to it on the way to school. She said she’s give 50Euro to anyone whoever could learn it. I know she was kidding but I’m going to learn it anyways. I almost have it as well! I’m trying to do it without looking at it(No offence to you doing it xD). I’d like to see a video of you singing it without the Lyrics :)
I like this . . .
I love the song! Its brilliant, but it will be a bit hard for me to practise on that one since im not english. But i speak english very well but its not natural for me.
+ I speak british(so u understand that im not seeking to the american accent), so my tongue get really twistered! XD I have to move my mouth SO FREAKING MUCH! But i want to really make it. I guess its easier to americans :)
I can do it, but the part at the end Cl, C, Co, Cu, W, Sn, and Na is so tough. Really hard to do
Very impresive I decided I want to be able to do that!!
I just love the way you do it, made me happy :-) Now I’ve watched your performance at least seven times, and you still make me smile outside and inside :-)
Awesome!
I tried to sing it, but I can’t sing the last part (Cl, C, Co, Cu, W, Sn, Na) at normal speed
(Maybe I’m Italian and I can’t speak english very well :D)
No way would i be able to do that!! Well done!!
freak
you are so AWESOME! :D
@babykay77
I think it would be an insult if you didn’t study chemistry at Harvard. I can barely do this, and you can do it with confidence.
I can very nearly do this, but you are so much better YOU FTW!!!
I am a scientist.
thats mad cute that you can do that ;)
that was funny ” I think he’s dead dude.” :)
what the fuck
awesome! :) i couldnt do that, with or without the laptop. :)
@Sierra117Hunter I Would Love To! Haha :)
@babykay77 Hey good news, Tom Lehrer is still alive, go shake his hand :)
idiot…:S
I loved this one! Thanks!
Wow :D
Is it me or does that laptop look MASSIVE!! And great job btw.
BLOODDDDDYYYY HELL !!!
tHAT IS AMAZING !!