Question by PATR10T: things to think about 2!?
– What is the speed of dark?
– When you’re sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
– Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM’s?
– If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of
earrings, why don’t they wear a pair of bras?
– How come you never hear about gruntled employees?
– What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
– After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
– If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
– What’s another word for synonym?
– If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is
it considered a hostage situation?
– When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?
– Where do forest rangers go to “get away from it all”?
– Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?
– Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor and planes
don’t have a row 13, but book publishers aren’t afraid to have a Chapter 11?
– How can there be self-help groups?
– Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
– Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
– If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
– Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
– Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
– Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
– Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
– Where are Preparations A through G?
Things To Ponder: Part 2
– Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
– If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
– When you open a new bag of cotton balls, are you supposed to throw the top one away?
– When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you’re just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
– What happened to the first 6 “ups”?
– If an orange is orange, why isn’t a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
– Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
– If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
– Hermits have no peer pressure.
– Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories…
– There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot..
– How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?
– What a nice night for an evening.
– When I was in high school, I got in trouble with my girlfriend’s Dad. He said, “I want my daughter back by 8:15.” I said, “The middle of August? Cool!”
– Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?
– I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious.
– I live on a one-way dead-end street.
– It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is, it’s always room temperature.
– Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out.
– I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, “No thanks-I’m not going that far.”
– I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained.
– Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
– When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s .95 per minute.
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who wants snails?
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