BP Parody/Satire: British Petroleum’s CEO Tony Hayward defends BP’s role in “tiny leak” in Gulf of Mexico, according to this exclusive coverage of a press briefing by BP Spokesperson Kevin Nalts. Hayward, who remains CEO as of this evening’s press conference, is faring well despite the impact on him emotionally and financially. However BP is taking full responsibility for the event, despite the fact that petroleum is a natural element that might likely leak into the ocean under other circumstances. For more, see this account (not mine) www.twitter.com ** Note: No permission required to use clip. Public domain & satire/parody. Original script (cut and wandered from it yesterday): I’m Kevin Nalts, BP Spokesperson. I’d like to make a brief statement on behalf of BP CEO Tony Hayward. These statements will be documented through wall posts we upload on our Twitter account: BPGlobalPR. For those of you new to “Bitty Spill” (also called “Deepwater Horizon” by those not employed by BP)… a tiny amount of natural liquid petroleum found naturally on planet Earth is leaking into the Gulf of Mexico. We at BP accept full accountability for this unfortunate situation because we happen to be drilling near the location… we wish not to blame the planet, the government’s lack of oversight, or the good people of New Orleans who GOD knows have already faced enough I’m sure we’d agree. We don’t even blame Halliburton, who built the well casing, or Transocean who owns it… with BP just …
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