The world needs a new source of energy, an unspillable source.

Can you name all the solutions for the oil spill so far attempted by private enterprise and the government?

Question by Liberal AssKicker, CPA: Can you name all the solutions for the oil spill so far attempted by private enterprise and the government?
Private enterprise solutions to date:

asked to burn off the surface oil (government said “no”)
asked to build burms off the coast of LA (government said “no”)
top-kill method tried
absorbant hay suggested for removal of oil from water and beaches
Saudi skimmers suggested to remove the oil in a way that leaves the oil useable

Government solutions to date:

Increase fines for environmental disasters
Criminal investigations of corporate officers

Liberals: have you had enough of President Dumbass and his corrupt administration? The only skill he has as a community organizer is hostility toward American citizens for personal gain.

He has no solutions.

Not a single one.

Best answer:

Answer by FLSwampBoy
Rush and Cheney suggest it’s really not a problem. Mother Nature will take care of everything.

You tell me…

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