Question by Liberal AssKicker, CPA: Can you name all the solutions for the oil spill so far attempted by private enterprise and the government?
Private enterprise solutions to date:
asked to burn off the surface oil (government said “no”)
asked to build burms off the coast of LA (government said “no”)
top-kill method tried
absorbant hay suggested for removal of oil from water and beaches
Saudi skimmers suggested to remove the oil in a way that leaves the oil useable
Government solutions to date:
Increase fines for environmental disasters
Criminal investigations of corporate officers
Liberals: have you had enough of President Dumbass and his corrupt administration? The only skill he has as a community organizer is hostility toward American citizens for personal gain.
He has no solutions.
Not a single one.
Best answer:
Answer by FLSwampBoy
Rush and Cheney suggest it’s really not a problem. Mother Nature will take care of everything.
You tell me…
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