Since yesterday I had to use this freaking old fashioned Ion thruster while my antimatter converter is broken. Now this thing is sputtering too. The problem is…..
I think I need a new valve on the antimatter intake valve, as I can only travel with ….now guess this LIGHTSPEED hahaha.
I think my antimatter tank was made out of matter so whats the matter.
Should I switch the Polish crew and have them run the kitchen instead?
You see I gotta get out of this place.
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That’s why you should never buy goods from Suffolk. Haven’t you learned your lesson by now?
^^^^^^^Hey what happened to the avatar of Gollum leaning on a door?
When it comes to problems, you can’t see the wood for the trees.
It gets worse. If you don’t take care of this problem soon, you will have to settle for travel at subluminal speeds, which can be a real drag if you’ve gone intergalactic. Have you checked the flux capacitator levels on your tachyon/baryon interspin bosonic regulator? Lots of times it may look like an intake valve issue when, really, you just have confused bosons. Before you go doing any valve job, a quick fix-it for this is to insert one gram of radium into the regulator, causing the resulting influx of -z bosons to enter a space-tearing flop transition, which when looped with the forced winding number membrane, will shunt the excess energy off to your main ion thrusters. It buys you a few earth days at Warp Factor 7 to get that thing in the shop and let some space janitor check it out for ya. Good luck.
Time to grow 1/3 of a moustache unlock the chambers and do a funny walk.
Here’s some anti matter news that might matter. I’m sure they can help with you anti matter valve problems….LOL
“they had just produced the most intense low-energy positron (antimatter electron) beam operating anywhere in the world.”
Contact these folks, below in source.
beam me up scottie! or is something else sucking up all your power again. everyone has a wee bit of tribbles in their.life captain..not like me..,mr spock has .only a sputtering can of raid to keep that giant roach from taking over the galley kitchen again. i can’t get bones to help: he keeps muttering: what do you expect me to do jim, i’m only a doctor. checkov took off in a shuttle with the nurse, sulu has locked himself in a closet., and won’t come out. oh my god, do i have to ask for “q’s” help again!… ha ha ha ha ! sit down captain, your dinner is almost ready. pardon me while i slip out of this roach costume….. ” Q !!!! ” who did you think it was captain ?…. may the bugs that bother your starship be little ones.!!!
Why they gotta be Polish?
Although sausage and pierogies sounds good about now. Care for some head-cheese?