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Static Kill – TOP STORY! WEEKLY

This sketch is from TOP STORY! WEEKLY Ep. 64 “California Gays Are Matrimonial”performed Aug. 9, 2010 at iO West Theater in Hollywood ****************** Watch the whole episode on the show’s playlist ****************** Running Order: 1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT by Alicia Bien Barack (Matt), Hillary (Melissa), Joe (Phillip), Oprah (Artemis), Levi (Jimmy), Fan (Derek) 2. BP MAKES GOOD by Joel Anderson Thad (Phillip), Bob (Gregg), Chet (Jim) 3. SLIPPERY SLOPE by John McNamee and Libby Thomas Susan (Artemis), Rick (Jimmy), Carl (Jim), Officer (Derek), Man in Rags (Phillip), Ricky (Melissa) 4. SHARK WEEK by Victor DeTroy Biff (Matt), Ted (Gregg), Zeb (Derek), Joey (Jimmy) 5. WHICH CANDIDATE IS THE CRAZIEST? by Jeremy Cohen Host (Derek), Sharon (Melissa), Alvin (Matt), Basil (Phillip), Laura (Artemis), Don (Phillip) 6. ELENA KAGAN VERSUS THE WORLD by Jonathan Peters Elena (Artemis), Sonia (Melissa), Jon (Jim), Orrin (Gregg), Bob (Jimmy), John (Phillip) 7. INTERNET DEATH HOAX SURVIVORS MEETING by Jeremy Cohen Rick (Jimmy), Johnny (Jim), Bobby (Matt), Bill (Derek) 8. STATIC KILL by Jon McCarthy Steven (Phillip), Narrator (Matt), Bob (Gregg), Tony (Jim), Woman (Melissa) 9. SPECIAL GUEST: Kevin Kataoka Intro (Derek) 10. TOP STORY! WEEKLY REPORT by Anderson, Brown, Carlow, Gradet, Hole, Hughes, Kublin, Manser, McCarthy, Oliver, Paulas, Payne, Peters, Ranta, Reber, Snyder, and Starr Melissa/Matt/Artemis et al.
Video Rating: 5 / 5