Question by Michael P in NJ: Top 10 Reasons to Vote Republican in 2008?
10. Do it for Ronald Reagan. Win just one more for the Gipper!
9. Who do you trust to get more U.S. soldiers killed for oil?
8. Because Larry Craig was set up! That airport police station is worse than Guantanamo Bay!
7. Because global warming and cooling has been a pattern ever since The Creation.
6. Because Mike Huckabee plays bass guitar better than John Kerry.
5. 9/11 changed everything. Because of 9/11, it’s now safe for a lying adulterer and his New York social-climbing wife to live in the White House.
4. God wants you to. Well, not really, but we want you to believe He does.
3. Because George W. Bush didn’t give rich people enough of the middle class’ money.
2. Because Hillary still scares us.
And the Number 1 reason…
1. Because Barack HUSSEIN Obama scares us more! Help!
Best answer:
Answer by East Coaster
I just like the idea of keeping my money and not having the Democrats try and legislate when my dog can poop.
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