BP Parody/Satire: British Petroleum’s CEO Tony Hayward defends BP’s role in “tiny leak” in Gulf of Mexico, according to this exclusive coverage of a press briefing by BP Spokesperson Kevin Nalts. Hayward, who remains CEO as of this evening’s press conference, is faring well despite the impact on him emotionally and financially. However BP is taking full responsibility for the event, despite the fact that petroleum is a natural element that might likely leak into the ocean under other circumstances. For more, see this account (not mine) www.twitter.com ** Note: No permission required to use clip. Public domain & satire/parody. Original script (cut and wandered from it yesterday): I’m Kevin Nalts, BP Spokesperson. I’d like to make a brief statement on behalf of BP CEO Tony Hayward. These statements will be documented through wall posts we upload on our Twitter account: BPGlobalPR. For those of you new to “Bitty Spill” (also called “Deepwater Horizon” by those not employed by BP)… a tiny amount of natural liquid petroleum found naturally on planet Earth is leaking into the Gulf of Mexico. We at BP accept full accountability for this unfortunate situation because we happen to be drilling near the location… we wish not to blame the planet, the government’s lack of oversight, or the good people of New Orleans who GOD knows have already faced enough I’m sure we’d agree. We don’t even blame Halliburton, who built the well casing, or Transocean who owns it… with BP just …
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Not funny….kind of stupid…..boooorrrrrriiiiiing .
Sorry to see your hair transplant failed, nalts! Hope you’re still a happy guy!
LOL “we wish not to blame The Planet, or the governments lack…”
this was on Sobongo
@FFVXIIINoctis1 I agree 100%. I mean there’s no babies getting their throats slashed, no black people tap dancing, no mexicans jumping around in bean costumes, and no sandy vag cunts telling us what’s funny/ok to make fun of and what isn’t! Whoohoo! BUCK UP PUCKY BOY! AND FUCK THE EARTH! HAIL THE ALL MIGHTY FLTING SPAGHETTI MONSTER! ALA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont think this is funny at all ,a thing like that , that ruined our oceans isint even funny in a parody to me
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I like how you spilled a little bit of water out of your water bottle. Nice touch.
Yeah guys, it’s not funny that people died in this incident, and it’s not funny that jerks are ruining the planet, but that doesn’t mean a parody of those jerks can’t be funny. Jeez, lighten up.
“in bad taste” would’ve been if they made fun of the victims. but this is just satire. making fun of absurdity like BP’s lifts the mood in spite of what they’ve done and points out how NOT to act.
LOL I’m going back to Charles Trippy. He’s at least real.
The papers thats on his clipboard is filled with porn which is why he’s constantly looking at them XD
This is done in poor taste. Thumbs down.
@smadaoeht
Yes, I get that. It’s not the fault of U.K., the nation, or all of the people from the U.K. It’s just the fault of B.P. & Deepwater Horizon; both the company & the employees. The responsible party must be held accountable, and that party is not nearly as big as any nation ( I get that it’s not the U.K.’s people), it’s just …
a company.
@Copper4head It’s not the UK’s fault anyway. t’s the fault of the American citizens who worked at the rig, and BP, Who are in no way related to the UK Government, and a lot of major figures in BP are in fact American.
That accent wasn’t very good…
people died in this incident, so its not funny
@dupsacque
How is that, again?
Tony Haywood got the axe.
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@Copper4head although it’s everybody’s problem, in the whole wide world.
lmao……hahaha…