Question by WhiteWolf359: What’s the quickest way to get to the planet “Milla J.?”?
Since it has now been established beyond doubt that the Planet Milla exists (where all women look exactly like Milla Jovovich), and my secret NASA source tells me it’s near Wolf 359, a red dwarf star approximately 7.76 light years from Earth, what’s the faster way to get there-interstellar ramjet, ion drive, laser sail, thermonuclear implosion drive or should I just get my TARDIS out of storage? Best answer for most creative and scientific path…plus I’ll let you date one of the Millas…maybe! But not the one in the purple spandex spacesuit…maybe the one to her immediate left, in the lime green thigh boots and samurai sword.
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Answer by Rich Z
Does posting this in Astronomy mean that you have confused your fantasy life with real life? Since it is all inside your head you can’t get there from here (unless the shrinks who will be doing your lobotomy open a pathway there.)
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Sit on the floor, cross-legged and straight-backed, close your eyes, and wish …. ! It works for me!
Load up the ’67 V W van with lots of herb and shrooms. You’ll be there in a wink of an eye man
Brilliant jargon! Yes Milla exists she is the sister planet of mine, the Foxy Lady near the Wolf skin, trophy of Centaurus the Stallion on the Southern Cross of Australia. Traveling through time you should use helium, I did, there is plenty of it and it’s clean. In fact I will put your copyright text in the book I am writing about the stars and starlets. See you out of space, soon.